May272012

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10PM
makemestfu: More images and relatable stuff?

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9PM

heysammy:

Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Lost-a-lot. Sir Lost-a-lot was the bravest and the most loyal knight at the round table, but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how many dragons he’d slayed and how he was going to win the war, and some of them began to wonder, “Are Sir Lost-a-lot’s stories even true?” Oh no. So, one of the knights went to King Arthur and said, “I don’t believe Sir Lost-a-lot’s stories. He’s just a big, old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.” And then, even the king began to wonder…

FUCKING NO. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT BRING SUPERNATURAL AND SHERLOCK TOGETHER. NO CROSSOVERS, NO. THEY HURT ENOUGH ON THEIR OWN. FUCKING STOP.

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9PM

Hahaha so true

  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

PMS 

May222012
  • Teen Girl Problems:
  • I think my boyfriends cheating on me
  • OMG she called me a bitch
  • What skirt do I wear to the party?
  • Who Should I grind with?
  • My bestie just kissed my ex
  • i broke a nail
  • My Problems:
  • My Movie won't load
  • tumblr won't let me post
  • my edit is too bright
  • i can't find the right position to lay in
  • whys all my chips gone
  • im hungry
  • i want food
6PM

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tree pretty 

5PM

every fandom ever

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5PM

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totally true 

5PM

#GINNY YOU ARE FROM TUMBLR

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haha 

5PM
makemestfu: More images and relatable stuff?

makemestfu:

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so true my life 

5PM

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5PM
newsweek: Ben Yagoda helpfully explains the most comma mistakes.  [Illustration by Peter Arkle]

newsweek:

Ben Yagoda helpfully explains the most comma mistakes. 

[Illustration by Peter Arkle]

out of place odd so true life 

8AM
My view

My view
May92012

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4PM

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